Biography of The Phantom

Sutter Lies

Un-authorized biography of "The Phantom"

People have threatened to post my biography and the above picture (taken by a mole who attempted to infiltrate my group. Rather than be publicly embarrassed by a news group/Usenet post; regrettably I will publish this un-authorized biography. The mole, his recording and photo equipment was publicly banished; forced to return to his Tuesday morning Whist tournaments.

"The Phantom, birth name unknown. An intellectual yet socially dysfunctional man who prefers to keep to himself, the specifics of his livelihood are unclear.

Despite his mysterious status, we have gathered this much:

The Phantom was raised in St. Paul, Minnesota. The star quarterback of his high school football team, he accepted an athletic scholarship to Rutgers University. Repeated efforts to obtain copies of his transcripts have been unsuccessful. We do know that by his sophomore year, he gave up his athletic scholarship and was inducted into Phi Beta Kappa, the academic fraternity. Though claiming innocence, he dropped out of the organization when bizarre animal remains were found in basement of the PBK house. Whether he was trying to avoid a scandal or truly had something to hide is still a highly debated subject on campus.

Upon graduation, he moved to New York City to take a promising job with the Internal Revenue Serivce. While enthralled with the judicious nature of the organization, he hated the fact that idle taxpayers were granted deadline extensions and other soft exceptions to footing the bill. He left after a few years and sought out a career in another government stronghold -- the military.
The Phantom rose to the rank of sergeant very quickly, but his abrasive discipline techniques and growing distrust of the inner workings of the system made him a cowboy, an outlaw among the law abiding, and a very disgruntled and distrustful man. During one year, he was forced into early retirement and his wife and three children left him for their swimming pool cleaner.

A broken man, he retraced his steps to Minnesota, but decided the barren intellectual desert of Sutter County better suited his new pessimistic look on life. There, it is rumored; he searches for the smartest, cleverest, most astute individuals from which to unite his operative against the government of Yuba and Sutter County. During nights of the full moon, the Phantom can be found on the summit of the Sutter Buttes, burning oak leaves removed from a sacared tree located at Bidwell park. It is during these mid-night adventures when his consciences is opened and the ancient Druid appears in the flames and reveals the corruption of mankind.

In addition to writing "Sutter Lies/Radio Free Sutter" web site , the Phantom enjoys attending MENSA meetings, watching obscure military documentary and training films, reading periodicals, and writing. during his spare time be spends it berating the people in the line at Java Retreat on Lincoln Road who hold up the process by not taking their wallet out until their drink is steaming hot and ready at the counter despite the fact that they already know exactly the amount of money needed for the item they ordered nearly five minutes earlier.
Now you know who I am, drop me an e-mail, perhaps you will quality to join my group.